DNF - The Rich are Different by Susan Howatch

Kindle: 566 pages
Publisher: Sphere
First Publication date: 15 Mar 1977
ISBN - 9780751553123

First lines - "I was in London when I first heard of Dinah Slade. She was broke and looking for a millionaire, while I was rich and looking for a mistress. From the start we were deeply compatible."

1983 Synopsis - Dinah Slade was young enough to be Paul Van Zale's daughter. But she didn't care. She was a very ambitious and beautiful woman with her eye on Van Zale's tremendous fortune. However, she hadn't counted on falling in love. Paul found himself attracted to Dinah in a way he had long forgotten. Her vitality, her sensuality, consumed him. With her he could forget his past, his wife, his enemies, his empire....

2013 Synopsis - When ambitious, exciting Dinah Slade becomes passionately - and dangerously - involved in the private and public life of American millionaire Paul Van Zale, it is the beginning of a violent battle over his business empire and a ruthless struggle by two women to win his heart. We follow the fortunes of Dinah Slade from the boardrooms of Wall Street across the ocean to the Norfolk Broads, from the Roaring Twenties to the Great Depression and the Second World War. For two decades she stakes everything on winning the fight, in business and in love - and at any cost ...

Urgh, I'm so disappointed.  This cover caught my eye years ago and I added it to my wishlist because I was so drawn to it (I'm shallow, yeah).  Finally got it on my kindle and it has gathered dust there until I finally cracked it open.  I didn't have the first clue what it was about, other than it was to do with rich folk and the Wall street crash of the 1920's.  Good enough.

The first chapter was promising.  Second chapter ended and it was game over.

I can't even remember the names but we'll call him 'Rich guy' and we'll call her 'Little girl'.  God knows how old he was but kept talking about his 'front hair', whatever the hell that was (but I do know it was on his head o_0) and she was 21.  He's a rich American banker and she's a stupid English girl who needs to borrow money to save her Estate in the country.

The first thing he wants to know about her when he finds out that she wants to meet with him is, "Is she a virgin?" 

Well, it turns out she was, right up until he combed his front hair and took 40 seconds to remedy that situation.  Ack!.  Whatever.   I just can't do it.

I've just found out it was written in 1977 and was probably considered racey back then but now...it's just lame. 

Lots of people seem to like it and I know I'm in the minority, but it's not for me.

DNF.